Daylight Savings Time; the fairy God mother of time, gleefully granting your every wish… well, as long as your dreams are full of 5pm darkness and an extra hour in bed. If you are like me, and I hope for your sake that you’re not, it would take nothing short of a miracle to get me to spend an extra hour in bed...

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I am pretty sure that when mankind was created millions of years ago, whoever orchestrated the creation, “The Artist” if you will, did not allocate an equal amount of time for each human. Say, for example, that the process of creating Beyoncé totalled 24 hours of intense and unrelenting tanning, tuning and toning, then I would imagine that creating Donald Trump took approximately...

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“Surely nobody would actually wear that in real life?” my friend grimaced, looking over my shoulder as I flicked through Maison Margiela’s Fall Couture 2016 runway looks on my iPhone, “It looks like a fucking straight jacket”. I pass my phone around the group for everyone to have a look. “She looks like that thing from The Jungle Book. You know, ‘I wanna...

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